Having friends who have kinks you do not share is GREAT because you get to bring them their kinky little things when you find them. Like cats do with dead chipmunks and stuff.
Hello friend I am sitting on your virtual stoop with some priest smut, your favorite!!!!
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them